SHIT COMICS

bowielovesbeyonce asked: "Worst enemy," huh? Listen, Shit Comics (if that IS your real name), I bought Kramers 4 when it debuted. I have a copy of NON #5, and it's AUTOGRAPHED. I've interviewed Jaime like three, four times now. When people mention Closed Caption Comics I'm like "oh, the people who guestblogged for me?" I've written for the Journal under three different editors and Gary Groth almost ALWAYS remembers me once I remind him of my name. I have Tom Spurgeon's phone number. What I'm saying is I WILL BURY YOU.

Bring it. That’s right, Shit fans, Shit Comics is starting an all-out war with Sean T. Collins, a dad who finds Odd Future obnoxious and enjoys the musical stylings of Lady Gaga. And has a tumblr for his favorite Beyonce pictures. Dear reader, we are shaking in our boots down here at the Shit Comics compound. 

Chew on this, Sean: CF drew in our copy of Kramers Ergot 8, Jaime signed our Love and Rockets New Stories 4, and Noel Freibert and Zach Hazard both have a copy of our zine. Also one time we asked Tucker Stone where we could find an ATM. (We didn’t say who we were, because all we do is run a tumblr, and that’s stupid, and anyway he was running a signing for Jaime Fucking Hernandez, so that made us seem even stupider.) Plus one time we were in Japan, and saw an actual Japanese person reading an actual Shintaro Kago comic. Oh, and? We took a drawing class right next door to Jerry Moriarty’s. AND? We told Gary Panter we hoped to take his class next semester. And he said? “It’s good if students want to take my class, because then they can’t fire me!” Match point, “Bowie Loves Beyonce Dot Tumblr Dot Com.”

Anyway the Shit Comics compound is located at the center of the earth (where Satan and those tumblers who call themselves “curators” hang out), so what’re you gonna do, Mister Collins? Bury us deeper than the center of the earth?